• Caketaco@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’ll test the “no-shaming” rule a bit here by admitting some sins:

    • Once, I got a normal oven cheese pizza and added a different sauce per quadrant. Keep in mind, this is on a pizza that already has frozen pizza sauce. IIIRC, the quadrants were BBQ sauce, Alfredo, Buffalo, and a fourth which I’ve forgotten. I ate the whole thing without a complaint.

    • A month or so ago, I was hungry in the middle of the night and wanted to eat a pizza. Unfortunately, the oven in our house is next to a room with people sleeping, so I couldn’t use it. Instead, I ate the frozen pizza unthawed like a goblin in my bed. Didn’t finish it, and regretted the experience after.

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      1 year ago

      i can get behind the quadrant pizza

      eating a frozen pizza without cooking it sounds like something i would do in the deepest throes of a depression episode

    • AJackOfAllTrades13@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      How did you manage to bite into the frozen pizza? Honestly I’ve tried eating a bit of one as a joke and it was so solid I couldn’t even get a bite out of it. Mad impressive

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        1 year ago

        I did let it thaw a bit first. I was in the same boat as you for a bit. Felt like I was eating a bread-flavored popsicle.

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      1 year ago

      lmfao at the second one, the first one is actually pretty interesting if you do it on an actual plain pizza instead of a ready one

    • bdonvrA
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      1 year ago

      Is your oven loud for some reason? Aren’t most ovens pretty much silent? Why couldn’t you use it?