Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agothose damn vegans!imagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1914arrow-down156
arrow-up1858arrow-down1imagethose damn vegans!Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoI’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoI’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
Imagine this, but with no context
I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.