No, they’re not even avians, I know that. I thought the use of the word “birdo” implied a degree of me not being entirely serious.
You know what emus and ostriches are though? Flightless.
An ostrich can be half the weight of one of these things.
They’ll maul you.
And again, a hypothetical scenario where I had to pick between what is essentially an overgrown seagull vs a turbocharged ostrich of 100 times the ostrich’s size (t-rex).
Like one of those “who would you rather fuck” hypotheticals. Entirely made up and unrealistic, but I can still have a preference.
No, they’re not even avians, I know that. I thought the use of the word “birdo” implied a degree of me not being entirely serious.
You know what emus and ostriches are though? Flightless.
An ostrich can be half the weight of one of these things.
They’ll maul you.
And again, a hypothetical scenario where I had to pick between what is essentially an overgrown seagull vs a turbocharged ostrich of 100 times the ostrich’s size (t-rex).
Like one of those “who would you rather fuck” hypotheticals. Entirely made up and unrealistic, but I can still have a preference.