Spurs looked quite shit today, but not of their own fault. They just looked like a bunch of players that never expected to play with each other under enormous pressure. Yet once they got out of the back their attacks always looked promising although only a few ended with a shot. Thank fuck the ones that did scored

What’s good for the arse is good for the arsepool even if it means we might end the weekend in fifth somehow

Lol, the audacity of this comment.

You might not, but Manchester United do