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  • Israel serves many purposes for the US.

    Its our casus belli on a stick against Iran.

    Its our nuke in a black box against Russia and China

    Its our staging ground for when this whole climate change dealio gets sorted out and we need somewhere new to drill.

    It’s a bunch of white enough people we can defend against any new terror organization that miraculously appears where we wanted to invade.

    Its our theocratic imperative to kick off Armageddon.

    It’s a place we can subtly suggest all our domestic Jews move to.

    It funds the most regressive and hawkish politicians in our government.