Bart is such an a**hole… I hate this character

Tails of Iron is a souls-like where you play as a rat. Never played it tho.

“hey what’s the difference between curtains and toilet paper?”

“Lol I dunno, what?”

"so it was y o u . "

I would first need to consult with an expert on the dead language of “english” to translate it into mandarin for me

“your civilization is dying because of this war”

“someone’s is”

They are greeting us as liberators, they even know that small arms fire is the american equivalent of “hello”!

My dog when I get distracted and forget to feed her: “Open the fuckin’ kibble bag you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!”

“Jesus died for our sins”

More like your sins. I’m a perfect angel that has never done anything wrong ever in my whole life.

Tiger eating it’s own ass

You know what? Fuck this shit.

turns into a ladybug and flies away

I thought the reports he’s on his deathbed in walter Reed were fake news, but he seems to have recieved the light of Islam…

“You should definitely do this thing.”

“Would you do this?”

“Oh hell no! But you should.”

in science you only learn from failures which is why I sabotage all my experiments

That’s kinda sorta a form of wizard fight.

There’s only 4 possible backstories a dota character can have:

-Wizard fight

-Last of their kind

-Divine gift

-mysterious copout

Conflict is eternal. No less so am I.

My back is always sore because I sit in my armchair like jarl balgruuf. You disturb me in my chamber and Imma send your ass to bleak falls barrow.