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There’s increasingly many gas stations without slushy machines these days, or even worse, gas stations with a slushy machine that’s perpetually out of service. How am I meant to survive 2C warming without the occasional watermelon slushy?
Read the bobobo manga as a kid, but at the time I didnt know you were supposed to read then right to left. Still made just as much sense both ways.
“One is too small of a sample”
Gets a sample of two
Freaks out
aint no fucking way
Hope you didnt snap any brittle, arthritic bones in your fingers typing this reply, methuselah.
I assume I’m never getting a response to that very urgent question I asked you?
For ancient guys on the spectrum, ships were the trains of their times.
“We shall never see his like again” is such a kind and sad sentiment to offer your dead. That this great and wonderful person was truly unique in their beauty, and now that they’re gone no-one like them will ever be born again.
Hold my beer, I’m gonna
Medieval chefs really did throw milk and honey into everything and anything
Apparently they have wood houses in the UK too, they call them sheds
I hope to be able to find someone who loves and praises me
Mr Sun doesnt run out of energy cuz hes a fusion reactor
In the end, Homer kept his word to Marge. She said he could go to the chili cook-off if he promised not to drink. She didn’t say anything about going insane or hallucinating.
Jojo logic : The gayer you look the stronger you are