it’s hardcore how a tiny kitten will try to stand its ground against something 500x its size

The grim darkness of the far future is hereby CANCELLED. I’m sorry, I know a lot of you were looking forward to it, but this needed to happen.

That one Ent that took matters into their own branches and transitioned to become the Entwife.

Children are not “miniature you”, they are their own people combined from both parents and their own development circumstances

Vaporeon has competition

Is there a mrs. bones? does she also have a wild ride?

“yes, it was just a reflected street lamp. No need to investigate further.”

When you cannot win a trash talk battle:

“BLASPHEMY!!!”

your cat is a reincarnation of the Victorian people that would rent pineapples to display at their parties, but wouldn’t eat them.

I can eat fresh pineapple all day long, but not tomorrow.

after hearing the thoughts of other Redditor’s I came to the conclusion that I’m the problem and I have to work on my insecurities

the key is to sit in fountain and make ur bear do everything

queuing up dota to play pos 5 lone druid rn

I’m easy to prank because I’m a genuine person that believes the best in everyone.

If I ever get mauled in the wilderness, know that my last words were “Pspspsps”

Barney is honestly a deeply misunderstood guy. If he wasn’t such a drunk, he would actually be a far better person. It makes a lot of sense why Homer admired him and became great friends with him in high school.

People who think it’s a conspiracy that we don’t have wireless electricity: Look up the inverse square law.

Even life got DLCs now

I got your screw worm right here grabs crotch