self care. harm others.

Hexbears new age verification is wild. I had to send a guy a picture of my anus because you can count the ridges to determine how old someone one is. But I appreciated his efforts to make sure I was real and of age.

this is how we got dogs: Wolves, coyotes and foxes smelled the food…felt the warmth of the fire. And a lonely man made a friend.

Do you like skunks despite they are stinky, or because they are stinky.

G in G-rated stands for grownup

This is confirmed true

Source: me

I hate what the internet has reduced Vaporeon to

~Fifty percent of the population sees a penis everytime they use the toilet.

even better

Fun fact: Cuno doesn’t fucking care

you can absolutely vibe with unc

too late is corn now

Riddlemasters that are delighted when you correctly answer their riddles are way cooler than riddlemasters that get pissed when you correctly answer them.

I think I’m almost ready to accept all the treasures life has in store for me.

I’ve pooped in cornfield

My fit inspo is rich NPCs from Yakuza

which weightlifting routine will make me look like I was drawn by Rob Liefeld?

Morrowind came out two years before Shrek 2. Technically Puss’n’Boots sounds like Kajiit, not the other way around.

MEDIC MAINS HEALING THE SPY ON ACCIDENT