if they are unaware of, or able to ignore, the fact that their decisions affect real people’s livelihoods, that makes them ideal candidates for HR positions. the entire purpose of HR is to protect the company, not its employees.
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]
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DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•what's the craziest weather you've experienced?
4·16 小时前weather around here (central switzerland) is normally pretty mild, but a few years ago there was this extremely localized burst of intense hail that went through my town. the hailstones were maybe 7cm across, on my entire street every single solar panel/skylight/south-facing window without overhang/car windshield was completely smashed to bits. nearer the village center the hail wasn’t as big, but there was so much of it that there was a mountain of hail sitting outside the train station for a week in midsummer heat.
they were roommates
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•actual picture of meEnglish
4·1 天前scoliosis :3
… Nicole? Nicole? Nicole?
agreed, any larger article of latex with closed feet (or hands) is quite awkward to move around in, especially long-term since both the dressing aid and your own sweat will start pooling at the bottom so your feet start sliding around inside if you try to put any weight on them.
i’m sure there are other techniques, but after much trial and error the best strategy i’ve found is simply to not get things with closed feet. all my latex stockings/leggings/catsuits have foot stirrups, so there’s still some material which goes around the foot to keep it pulled tight, while any liquids can harmlessly leak out. bonus technique: you can wear ankle-high socks (made from chlorinated latex, so you don’t need lube) and then put the stockings or whatever on over top of it. that way you still get the same “fully enclosed” sensation without anywhere near as much slipperiness, any liquids can be drained out with significantly less effort, and if the sock gets ripped by your toenails or whatever you don’t have to replace your expensive stockings entirely :)
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•actual picture of meEnglish
13·2 天前my condolences
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•actual picture of meEnglish
17·2 天前this raises a question: is your pfp an illustration of you, or is it of “jessica” (that mysterious person who you totally aren’t)
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•nonbinary Archie Comics Sonic
29·2 天前there is a flaw in this analysis, as the implication could go in either direction. it may be the case that Amy’s species is girl
probably not what they meant, but latex is always an option :P
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Transfem@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Cuddling with my cis girlfriend likeEnglish
3·3 天前i want to be her so bad
(which one? not sure, but i think the answer is “yes”)
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Transfem@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Ummmm...*yeah* (HRT orgasm changes)English
2·3 天前spoiler
i wouldn’t worry if it’s not there - it’ll take time to change, and even then there’s plenty of variation between people (not all girls get equally wet!) and the geometry of where it has to get through (the urethra is a small narrow tube and is a lot longer than you think) means that unless you’re very wet it won’t start leaking out unless it gets forced out mechanically (e.g. muscle contractions during orgasm or external pressure).
i was mainly addressing the “ew” part of your comment and wanted to point out that it’s probably not jizz - at this point your sperm production is probably be close to zero, and the seminal vesicles and prostate should be contributing significantly less fluid during “male”-style ejaculation (if that happens at all!).
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Inventing Reality@lemmy.ml•Nikki Haley goes for the rebrand
4·3 天前
always have been
this is horrific, i love it so much and want to build one myself now
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Transfem@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Ummmm...*yeah* (HRT orgasm changes)English
3·3 天前reference to spoiler above, discussion of genitals
keep in mind that that you should expect some amount of fluid now, even just from being aroused without orgasm. feminizing HRT will make you “get wet” when you’re horny in pretty much the same way as cis girls do!
specifically, estrogen causes the bulbourethral glands (which are responsible for producing precum in guys) to start working like Bartholin’s glands (which are responsible for producing much of the vagina’s natural lubrication). in other words, your precum will become more acidic and there’ll be a lot more of it. i think there’s also some other glands inside or near the urethra itself which also start secreting larger volumes of… stuff, but i can’t remember what they’re called off the top of my head.
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlOPto
Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•maybe it was the combustible lemons that caused it
1·3 天前revised punchline:
i think those are all girls(?) now.
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Transfem@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Ummmm...*yeah* (HRT orgasm changes)English
12·4 天前congrats on your first girlgasm! it really is a pretty mind-blowing experience :)
next step is learning how to chain together multiple in a row :3
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Programming@programming.dev•There's no such thing as Just a Tool
11·4 天前reading that last sentence is the first time i’ve ever thought “wow i hope this person starts hating their job again” but damn, the way you phrased that is exactly why they’re pushing it so hard
DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.mlto
Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Experts say Gen Z is delaying life milestones due to affordability issues — and questioning whether they’re even achievable
38·4 天前why do we need “experts” to tell us this, have these people not spoken to anyone in gen Z for even 5 minutes?









cutie :3
congrats on the new gf!
my thesis is due in two days and i have so much more work to do, been running on empty all week (only pulled through so far thanks to copious amounts of sugar and adhd meds) and don’t think i’m gonna manage to find any time for sleep within the next 48h… aaaaaaaaaaa