Flyberius [comrade/them]

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…

– Dirt Owl replicant from the future

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  • There’s an even worse Black Mirror where they put a guy into a simulation running at 1000 years per minute. He is trapped in this one room with a radio playing “I wish it could be christmas every day”. They dial it up to 1000 years per minute before leaving the office to go celebrate christmas. I worked it out before, but I think the guy spends in the order of 50 million subjective years trapped in this kitchen with that song playing. Absolute horror.