Please don’t feed bread to ducks. It causes indigestion and bloating. They only eat it because they are kinda dumb.
Karyoplasma
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World News@quokk.au•Freed Gaza flotilla activists allege Israeli abuse including rape
3·10 天前How am I not surprised? Oh yeah, right it was Israel.
We call them “Mary’s Beetles” as in Virgin Mary.
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CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.works•Girls is this actually trueEnglish
81·10 天前No.
Well, who’s the biggest person? That one got the most DNA obviously.
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World News@lemmy.world•UK moves to ban smoking for everyone born after 2008English
191·1 个月前We all know that banning drugs means that people will stop using them. Or so.
Hab kein Festnetz und Handy immer auf lautlos. Kein Bock auf die Klingelei, lasst mich in Ruhe. Schreib halt ne Nachricht, wenn’s wichtig ist, Telefonate führ ich nicht.
But Kamala had a weird laugh, don’t forget about that!
It probably got suggested in an off-handed comment by someone and since nobody in the Trump regime has ever looked at a map, it was hailed as a grand idea.
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Off My Chest@lemmy.world•99.99% of AI experts sound absolutely full of shitEnglish
1·3 个月前deleted by creator
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World News@lemmy.world•Peter Thiel and Jeffrey Epstein Had a Yearslong RelationshipEnglish
273·3 个月前How is “Peter Thiel is a piece of shit” news?
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Amazon's Rufus AI shopping assistant can be easily jailbroken and tricked into answering other questions — specific prompts break the chatbot's guidelines and reach underlying AI engine
32·3 个月前I still have gift cards for Amazon. I have to use them or else Amazon gets free money. I buy stupid shit like wine gummies with it usually.
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politics @lemmy.world•READ: Stunning FBI Doc Claims Trump Assaulted Teen Girl After She ‘Bit the Sh*t Out of’ His Penis
7·3 个月前I’m torn. Part of me hopes this is true, part of me hopes it’s not.
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News@lemmy.world•No evidence behind RFK Jr’s claim keto diet can cure schizophrenia, experts say
1·3 个月前Isn’t a keto diet dangerous without a prior check-up?
The first time someone called me via Steam, I was really confused about what was causing the noise. I thought the game was bugged because I legitimately had no idea you could call people on Steam.
The only guy I’m really surprised to NOT see in the files is Charlie Sheen. Apparently he is just a weirdo, not a pedo weirdo.
We do not know because Fahrenheit didn’t document it, and i wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t keep track of it through his test runs either. He didn’t say which salt and how much of it in how much water, no purity indication, no nothing. He was a craftsman, not a chemist and made the scale to sell his, I concede, at the time superior thermometers. He basically vibe coded a scale in the 1700s.
But that’s all just hogwash, Fahrenheit today is literally defined through Celsius, so the US uses a metric scale but with a factor and an offset they pulled out of their ass to make it more rollercoaster like the rest of the units they like. The same as pretty much every unit they use: inch is defined through meters, pound via kilogram, just butchered for the vibes of yore. Good for them.
To offset that, make them drunk. Drunk people boil at lower temperatures than sober ones.








Joke’s on them, I never used it. Fuck AI.