So this isn’t about “liberating the Iranian women” after all, huh?

I think that’s it. Walter White in Breaking Bad dissolved bodies in barrels of acid, and Epstein bought a ton of it around the same time he found out the FBI was investigating him again (or something like that).

Since AI is running the Defense Department, if we tried to bomb AI, wouldn’t it just go, “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that”?

They’re just trying to see what headlines they can get news organizations to print.

Awww, I kinda feel bad for Jesus. Don’t put him in this position.

He sounds like a ra_ist

I’d support something as easy as making him take off his hat when honoring fallen soldiers, at this point. Anything.

He might even be classified as a “domestic terrorist” at this point. (partially joking).

How did Jeffries go from being a rising star for the Democratic party to best buds with Schumer, McConnell and Fetterman?

He could always hide in the mountains in Afghanistan. That way he’d have a good ten years, or until Obama is elected again.

FoxNews Entertaint is going to get someone killed.

You can tell this is fake because ancient civilizations didn’t believe in kookie horseshit like “daylight savings time”.

You guys better stop this warring, or the US will be forced to send in our peacemaker, FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald J. Trump. /s

Ah, the old Trump-switch-a-roo

I’ll vote blue, no matter who, but I will vote for everyone else before Harris in the primaries.

Re-electing Donald Trump is the worst financial decision this country has ever made.

Are we Russia in the Ukraine war? Maybe we can just walk-away in the middle of the night. Just stop showing up. Quiet quit, if you will. Of course there will be consequences, Trump might need to go to jail, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.

“Doing jobs Americans won’t.”

God dammit, man.