Did he starve Hamas? Or did he starve Gazans while Hamas leaders were unaffected, accessing food as they wish? I think we know the answer.

That’s cool. Here in the US, we’re this close to banning vaccines. *sad trombone sound

I can probably retire at 65, as long as I pass away at 63.

Nope. President Trump said we couldn’t trust the numbers. Who trusts numbers? MAGA! /s

She’s really going to get hers and then pull up the ladder behind her, eh? What a boomer.

I’d open a KinkPay account, when offered.

Where I come from, we called this, “a good start”.

This is ducking unhinged.

I miss the wild west internet of the late 90s, early 2000s but it wasn’t better. Dial-up sucked.

Makes sense. If there’s one thing gangs are known for, it’s taking the advice of government officials.

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Sadly, I think it was Biden that put a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. Fuck Trump, but come on, Biden, don’t do this shit for them. I really like that new Xiaomi YU7.

“So how did you solve world hunger?” “First we had a go fund me to assassinate DT. Met our goal. Then we fulfilled our end of the bargain.” “Go on…” “The we defunded ICE, and solved world hunger. 120B goes a long way.”

“Only arresting the rapists and criminals…”

Ah, Dan Goldman, why?? Damn it.

Ah! This meme gets me everytime! I was about to post this on FB, but then read the bottom line. You silly meme, tricked me again.

“Sounds like something a person that has smuggled 14 million illegals into the US would say.”-Pam Bondi, probably

This is horrible. The worst. *presses the vote for Zohran button harder

“Congratulations! You’ve just been promoted to US Deputy Secretary of State for the Trump Administration… Thank you for your great ideas!”