Ah, he’s seen how our justice system works. It’s easier to just plead guilty and pay for the pardon. I get it.

May the Lord Open.

Speaker of the House could be impactful almost immediately. And with control of the House and Senate, Trump and JD are one impeachment and removal away from welcoming the Speaker as POTUS. I know the majorities need to be massive but let me dream for a moment.

That’s the cool part.

And…?

High school? College kids too tough to debate?

Maybe ICE shouldn’t have guns. Give them sticks until a couple of them get shot. We’ll revisit arming them at that time.

Agreed. Good.

Side note. Why is it only the Democrats that resign? It’s annoying.

Every time I wonder if I should switch to Apple products, because Google and Microsoft are shitty companies, I’m shown that Apple is no better. Guess I stick with Android a while longer.

So this isn’t about “liberating the Iranian women” after all, huh?

I think that’s it. Walter White in Breaking Bad dissolved bodies in barrels of acid, and Epstein bought a ton of it around the same time he found out the FBI was investigating him again (or something like that).

Since AI is running the Defense Department, if we tried to bomb AI, wouldn’t it just go, “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that”?

They’re just trying to see what headlines they can get news organizations to print.

Awww, I kinda feel bad for Jesus. Don’t put him in this position.

He sounds like a ra_ist

I’d support something as easy as making him take off his hat when honoring fallen soldiers, at this point. Anything.

He might even be classified as a “domestic terrorist” at this point. (partially joking).

How did Jeffries go from being a rising star for the Democratic party to best buds with Schumer, McConnell and Fetterman?

He could always hide in the mountains in Afghanistan. That way he’d have a good ten years, or until Obama is elected again.

FoxNews Entertaint is going to get someone killed.