Hear that, MAGAs? Woke Walmart says you can eat the shrimp you just bought.

If they won 2024 in a landslide, why would they need to rig the 2026 elections? 🤔

You would have an audience, but it’s probably not the audience you want.

Fox News is better than Foxnews opinion/commentators (like Hannity, Laura I graham, etc.). If I’m looking for a source, and Foxnews and Reuters is reporting it, I usually use the Foxnews once, since MAGAs are more likely to click the Foxnews one.

Did he starve Hamas? Or did he starve Gazans while Hamas leaders were unaffected, accessing food as they wish? I think we know the answer.

That’s cool. Here in the US, we’re this close to banning vaccines. *sad trombone sound

I can probably retire at 65, as long as I pass away at 63.

Nope. President Trump said we couldn’t trust the numbers. Who trusts numbers? MAGA! /s

She’s really going to get hers and then pull up the ladder behind her, eh? What a boomer.

I’d open a KinkPay account, when offered.

Where I come from, we called this, “a good start”.

This is ducking unhinged.

I miss the wild west internet of the late 90s, early 2000s but it wasn’t better. Dial-up sucked.

Makes sense. If there’s one thing gangs are known for, it’s taking the advice of government officials.

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Sadly, I think it was Biden that put a 100% tariff on Chinese EVs. Fuck Trump, but come on, Biden, don’t do this shit for them. I really like that new Xiaomi YU7.

“So how did you solve world hunger?” “First we had a go fund me to assassinate DT. Met our goal. Then we fulfilled our end of the bargain.” “Go on…” “The we defunded ICE, and solved world hunger. 120B goes a long way.”

“Only arresting the rapists and criminals…”

Ah, Dan Goldman, why?? Damn it.