No, I just have kids… Kids that don’t turn ANYTHING OFF!!! I’m OK.
Lukas Murch
Storyteller, Explorer, Creator
Crafting worlds where darkness meets wonder. Chronicling adventures from ancient realms to distant stars. Splitting my time between sunny Florida, USA, and misty Heagate, Temunza. Ambient music enthusiast, tech tinkerer, cherry pie connoisseur.
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Lukas Murchto News@lemmy.world•Dr. Oz, billionaire John Catsimatidis offer to take B.C. ostriches ordered killed due to avian fluEnglish9·3 days agoWait until you see what they’re going to do with those ostriches (probably).
“OK kids, today we have a special guest. TV’s Dr Oz, and his friend, Ozzie, the diseased ostrich. Let’s learn about ‘herd immunity’.”
Lukas Murchto News@lemmy.world•Trump to pardon reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, convicted of fraud and tax evasionEnglish22·3 days agoHe’ll probably just open the prison gates and let all the
whiteprisoners out.
Lukas Murchto News@lemmy.world•Kennedy says COVID vaccines no longer recommended for healthy children and pregnant womenEnglish5·3 days agoI don’t think so, Jim.
This is like the whole, “triceratops didn’t exist, it’s just a young Torosaurus” thing all over again. My world can’t handle this!
Lukas Murchto World News@quokk.au•Senate GOP preps for ‘one big, beautiful’ rewriteEnglish15·8 days agoKill it. Senate needs to be the adults in the room.
Lukas Murchto News@lemmy.world•We 3D-Printed Luigi Mangione’s Ghost Gun. It Was Entirely LegalEnglish7·11 days agoWorth it.
Lukas Murchto politics @lemmy.world•Federal judge in Texas rules LGBTQ+ people can be discriminated against at workEnglish19·11 days agoHow Christian of them.
Lukas Murchto politics @lemmy.world•Trump admin permits sale of device that allows standard firearms to fire like machine gunsEnglish202·14 days agoWould be a very Trumpian thing if he lost the civil uprising because of this decision.
Lukas Murchto News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr’s Plan to Dismantle Support for Americans With AutismEnglish17·14 days agoWhat’s the deal with this guy and autism?
Lukas Murchto politics @lemmy.world•MAGA melts down after Trump-appointed justice argues against ending birthright citizenship: 'Remove this imposter'English8·14 days agoTrump, “Why the /s? I’ll do it.”
Lukas Murchto politics @lemmy.world•MAGA melts down after Trump-appointed justice argues against ending birthright citizenship: 'Remove this imposter'English181·14 days agoIf we can’t have a progressive, Coney-Barrett would be a better chief justice. She seems to at least try to follow the Constitution (most of the time). Eff her for lying about RvW in her confirmation hearing, though. Eff all those guys.
“McDonald’s is a job for high schoolers, it’s not a career!”
Then why are they open during school hours, and why do you go there during your lunch break, Gladys, when kids are “at school” and can’t “flip burgers”?
Lukas Murchto Android@lemdro.id•Anyone else getting really sick of Gemini assistant?English10·15 days agoThat feature is especially sucky when you ask it to play a song to surprise your wife, and it goes, “playing your wedding song on YouTube…”
It’s like, dude, let the song be a surprise, stop stealing my thunder.
Lukas Murchto Android@lemdro.id•Anyone else getting really sick of Gemini assistant?English31·15 days agoI liked the old assistant. I tried to use chatGPT as my assistant but it also had that slow LLM response time.
Lukas Murchto Marvel Studios@lemmy.world•The trailer for "Ironheart" has now received over 50% more dislikes than likes on YouTubeEnglish3·15 days agoTrailer was cool, I up voted it. I’ll watch it.
Lukas Murchto Marvel Studios@lemmy.world•The trailer for "Ironheart" has now received over 50% more dislikes than likes on YouTubeEnglish5·15 days agoThis shit is getting so old. What did they expect?
Lukas Murchto politics @lemmy.world•President Trump's Qatari 747 is a flying security disasterEnglish1·15 days agoSubscribe
I’m going to need to see the Democratic party do something before I donate another cent.