Thanks to Trump’s Trade War, the price of toilet paper is set to increase by 50% on September 8th.
Might be a good time to pick up a couple extra rolls.
This one weird trick to raising prices that consumers don’t want you to know.
Just the news of a potential toilet paper shortage will cause a run on toilet paper, as people stock up and hoard it. Did we learn nothing from the pandemic?
We learned to buy a cheap $40 bidet attachment and feel smug about it. Also my ass is cleaner.
So you’re saying there’s gonna be a run on TP? I better head to the store!!
Ha ha! No. The majority didn’t learn shit.
SO glad I use a bidet!
Joe Bidet
Time to go buy a shit sponge like the ancient romans used.
Hilarious! :)
I hate that man so much I’d let it crust before I wiped with that.
Suck it US. No, really, you might have to suck it instead.
I’m not clicking that link :)
Saving this.
