Do not disrespect me

Man at ex wife’s wedding

“Speak now or forever hold your peace”

He internalizes it as “speak now or forever hold in your piss”

He holds in his piss for 2 days and then dies of renal kidney failure

I don’t care lol. Look how happy Kendrick is

I had a dream I was lost in the sea and I used a large office water jug to float in the sea. I might try this at the beach and see how long I can hold onto it to stay afloat

It’s not AI: https://www.billboard.com/music/features/kendrick-lamar-meeting-president-obama-6866105/

Waller Benitez handles a case where the defendant stalked a coworker and kept posting about her online without her knowledge

This site if full of Waller Benitez subscribers

I pulled a nail tag and it really hurts. This has never happened before but my finger looks a bit red

My girlfriend she is Italian

I cooked her pasta and she says “this is not pasta”

Then I told her “I can throw it away pasta la vista”

Lol we’ve been together 2 years :dril:

A lot of things are just coincidence until they arent. An apple fell off a tree and hit Galilego on the head and then he found gravity, was that not a coincidence?

Mom makes breakfast and I spit it out

She says “Mikey noooo…. Americans can’t afford egg and you spit it out”

I tell her “they can start laying egg if they can’t afford”

if the site needs to enact a policy that any kind of posting that might involve other people in our lives be relegated to DM only, then OK

Yeah, no. This is such a convenient ultimatum that benefits you, it just sounds like you’ll just use this as an excuse to slide into direct messages or make “feeling lonely please dm” posts.

This is not a serious issue and yet you’re being extremely defensive about something the majority of the website is against whilst playing the smol bean role for sympathy points. Stop posting about crushes, it’s creepy.

They should rename Brazil Strazil because we are the biggest exporter of straw to the US

Come movie to Brazil

Sometimes I wake up screaming “YOU FUCKING ANIMALS YOU FUCKING ANIMALS” because I have a looooot of hate for some people

I get those goosebump every time

Won’t affect me in the slightest

Huh, I would’ve thought you were younger from your posts like early 20s are you sure you’re 30?

My guy if you’re 30 you shouldn’t be going to work for relationships the same way you shouldn’t use organizing as a means to find a relationship either, it’s kinda creepy especially when you’re in your 30s. I usually associate people trying to hookup at work with teens / 20 year olds. I’m different because some of my clients give me their number and then only after work do I pursue something with them, but when I’m at work it’s all about the job and making money- I’m a fitness instructor.

It seems like you have a bunch of crushes then since the last few times you made it seem like it was just this one person who you’ve not really asked out and then hoped that with time something would materialize but if anything you’re just not committing hard enough and that’s fine you know, some people it doesn’t come naturally.

If you want my advice I’d say stop trying to date your coworkers and just focus on the other things you have going on in your life like the D&D thing? I don’t know what that is but it sounds like you could benefit from that. But yeah the dating coworkers thing isn’t working out so maybe just stick to making that money bro.

You’ve been “Crushposting” over this person for quite some time now and the fact that it hasn’t progressed further beyond a friendship is because you’re looking too deep into this connection, like you’re hoping some spark will ignite eventually. It won’t. You have to come to terms with this reality. You haven’t asked them out, I advise you that you shouldn’t because if there was a connection because the amount of time you have both spent together at work and outside of work and nothing more has come about from it then it’s explicitly clear to me that this is a friendship, nothing more nothing less.

You have to move on pal, start doing things for yourself and stop living for other people. So many guys I know are miserable because they think a partner will “fix” them but it never does and the desperation to get into a relationship doesn’t mean you’re ready. I’ll give you the benefit of doubt because you sound like a kid, early 20s? So I’ve been there before.

Edit: English isn’t my first language I’m from Brazil