That only works if you believe the moon is real, which a shockingly high number of people don’t

What, should we bring back the macaroni hairstyle?

I know you aussies have that law that allows us kiwis to join you as another state of Australia, but I hope you know just how fucking impossible it is for that to ever happen

I’m no expert, and I live outside the US, but doesn’t the US use 120v not 240?

Edit: I stand corrected

If a skeledog is chewing on a bone, is that automatically cannibalism?

They’re reasonable for getting leaves off roofs

Counter point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

I doubt it. From what I’ve heard, art of war wasn’t really anything groundbreaking in terms of strategy. It was more about putting the basics in an understandable format for the useless nobles who were put in charge on armies from pure nepotism.

Thatcher standing right next to him

“Hot” I believe

Behold, a man

Have you thought of having billionaire parents?

Ah yes, because “lemmy” is one singular entity that would ever agree to work with reddit

Alien weaponry is a metal band from New Zealand that has a lot of songs at least partially in Maori

One very confused rebel to be sure

Fun fact: early microwave ovens were designed to defrost hamsters

Am I high or am I seeing that jar saying “nutolla”?

no shit

Incorrect, that’s quite a lot of shit

I’ve seen a retirement home with the same name

You clearly seem to think that personality is at best a minor part of how women choose a partner. For the majority of women, personality is a huge part in them choosing who they want to let into their life, with physical attractiveness coming after that. For the rest of women, I’d be wary about dating them in the first place.

If you want to find a partner, I recommend you stop trying to find one. Wash up, clean the dishes, go outside, and find people to hang out with. Find a club, do some sport, play some music, or join a church (don’t care if you’re not religious, they’re good places to meet people). If you’re clean, confident, and can hold a conversation for more than a minute, I guarantee most people won’t notice race.

Also, I get that you’re most likely a rage bait account. I don’t care. I know there are people who genuinely feel like this, so if you don’t care, I hope they will.