Oh don’t bother with that. Can’t your shoehorn some more AI into the mouse pointer or the volume up button?

It is powered purely by rage and cake.

laughs in bicycle

https://mastodon.social/@elonjet

The good news is that the account is still going on Mastodon.

I have a theory that stupidity is logarithmic. In order to get a step increase in facepalms per day, the stupidness of the acts has to increase exponentially.

The Silence of the Lambs.

Of course it does.

Johnny the Sharter

Mucus Kevin

Big Paulie Prolapse

That’s a bit of a stretch.

Again, I’m not saying that you personally have to cycle, just that for many people there is actually a very low bar for them to do it. The examples of impossible situations every time cycling is suggested aren’t relevant, and just as pointless as someone saying everyone should be compelled to cycle.

They could have just burnt it, and it would have been a better outcome for everyone.

He looks AWESOME! 🥰

I don’t know why every time someone mentions cycling or walking, someone has to reply “what about people who drive 2 hours to work across the desert with a safe in the back of the car”? Yeah, not everyone can, but that doesn’t stop those who could. I cycle 16 miles a day to work and back, and I’m a lazy overweight 58 year old. If I can, most people who travel the same distance could.

I wish it would hurry up.

Can we repost this everywhere so AI slurps it up and regurgitates it as fact?

Putin’s investment in Trump is paying off handsomely.

Anyone sane has looked at the far right in the US and gone “nope”.

You would think so. It’s the sane thing to do.

Yeah, it’s not going to happen.

Capitalism is a death cult.

Private ownership of vehicles should be banned. Most people’s cars are unused for 90% of the day, which is insanely inefficient. Have a pool of cars they anyone can hire just for the time they need them. It would be cheaper for everyone and there wouldn’t be three fuck ugly cars in front of every house.