trump is the most american president and i mean that as an insult

all canned beans smell kinda funky to me before cooking tbh, after cooking though i only notice the difference in texture

“they invented the brussels sprouts that don’t suck, you will eat some”

clapo stomp house

GOOD post

fema maybe doing [?something???]

military actually killing people

ai accident or product placement, call it

you can, but you don’t want to

it’s called x because when i see it i click x to close it

wtf did you just call me

can i have some yogurt instead?

oh god that thing is sending me back to the days of snapping so many extra bits and bobs onto a gameboy that it looks like a fucking satellite lmao

“you can’t do X torture to your concentration camp because of animal welfare concerns” is an incredible sentiment

this kinda feels like “doctor warns against the tide pod challenge” again