hunger intoxication is the best spice

“hot dog bun” but in the sense of “diced hot dogs in a steamed dumpling”

if you don’t eat every meal from the same trough then gtfo my face

microwaved

we need a Slowpoke emoji

he gets killed and then resurrected temporarily

we’re just smol beans who can’t stop it from coincidentally doing exactly what we’ve always wanted and told it to do

raw milk enjoyers having a rough time

i read it as a kid because i was a kid and it was fucking everywhere, it was fine, again because i was a kid, then my tastes got better and now i do other shit besides caring about the 30 year old kid book written by a terf mold golem, you can do this too!

that day was always here, you just had to let yourself see it

SaaS to SaaS

they look like they take several seconds for the fins to point them downward, aerodynamics are probably doing weird shit + they’re also not adding their misses to the highlight reel

sucks to suck

we isekai’d Marth into Revachol

Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money but unironic

they’re not really gpus anymore, they’re made specifically to do this shit and nothing else

it doesn’t mean anything other than “you should feel good when i say this”

kinda like how “communism” just means “feel bad now”

if it wasn’t you’d fall right through

explaining war to americans: