Viagra in the water supply

Its actually super easy for everyone else. You just suck

Those are called buildings.

I sat on the hard button

Because if it’s punishingly hard you will be forced to give the machine coins to continue.

Well you wouldn’t want me to go soft on you

Moose philosophy

if it wasn’t you’d fall right through

Because everything is just trend-chasing dark souls.

Because weak times make weak men or whatever

Hard times make hard high-T men

It’s actually pretty easy for the rest of us, not sure what you mean

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

You had the misfortune to be born Poriferan.

Soft things are difficult to make stuff with