if it isn’t worse than “30 second realtime snapshot of every internet-exposed camera in america” or some similar egregious degree then i doubt i’ll be surprised.

i mean really, “all your texts and emails” will bore me. gimme some juice

yesterday: 4 THAAD batteries have been disabled in the middle east. there are 4 remaining THAAD batteries in the world

today: US moving parts of THAAD system from south korea to middle east

tomorrow: 5 THAAD batteries have been disabled in the middle east. there are 3 remaining THAAD batteries in the world

the lady in the thumbnail looks very slightly like trevor moore and it made this headline into a fucking onion bit for a second

gonna catch a megaton punch talkin’ about the champ like that

i see him stealing fryer grease out of the wastebox behind the in-n-out on cedar drive in the middle of the night, thursdays every two weeks like clockwork. ludicrous behavior for a ceo. you didn’t hear it from me

network head is a clean bird chauvinist, I’m so so so sorry

damn you’re right it SHOULD be in badposting, mb

this would be in badposting but i put too much effort in

may have

holy grail

q u a n t u m

fucking face it pigland, your theocratic holy warriors deliberately targeted the children of their enemies in their surprise attack to ensure maximum commitment to an engagement, with the intention of fulfilling the eschatology of the book of revalations.

crazy how fast the action stops after pigs realize they hurt someone with greater perceived valor, and noticed the whole room watching

at cost effect they can shoot down one in twenty if it’s our cheapest interceptor and their most expensive drone

until we run out

$15/hr

i’ll serve crack before i serve this country (obligatory)

finally, we’ve created the Gambling on Nukes Machine from classic sci-fi cautionary tale, “don’t build the Gambling on Nukes Machine”

we are getting a class action together to sue hexbear for one ten hundred thousand million billion trillion dollars

try “so”

or if you are feeling uncharitable, “obviously”

i don’t see any bullet holes or shrapnel marks, do you?

did they scramble its signal to bring it down? is iran running drone jammers we don’t know about?

if they got lucky and it’s not that, it’s still really bad for the US, iran will definitely get a lot out of stripping this thing down and seeing what makes it tick

otoh, if they DO have effective drone jamming… the US military makes up for the shortfall of trained pilots (a problem of expense and scarcity of talent) by using these things en masse… if that’s no longer reliable then strike missions will increasingly have to be flown by pilots we don’t have, at cost and maximum risk to loss of assets and loss of life (because you never send one piloted aircraft, but you nearly always send one and only one drone)

i started trying to diagram this math problem and got as far as one north korea is worth negative 1/49th of a death to america before i remembered how lazy i am

clean the mud off your boobs before you come inside

kalshi refuses to pay out bets on “exploding” dubai waterfronts due to confusion of terms