Gorb [they/them]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 months agoFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythinghexbear.netimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up172arrow-down1imageFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythinghexbear.netGorb [they/them]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square45fedilinkfile-text
Reference to my previous post wondering what the default intended method of play is. https://hexbear.net/post/2831733
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 months agoNo magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you’ve only finished Elden Ring once you’ve beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoyou will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
minus-squareGorb [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoThat’s more than my parents ever gave me
No magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you’ve only finished Elden Ring once you’ve beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
That’s more than my parents ever gave me