

Whenever I heard that all of god’s chosen would ascend unto heaven I assumed that meant they were all killed.
“If I shit ass the fard, I shit with the fard. If the fard ass the shit, I fardass the shit. If the shitass the cum, I cum with that shit. If I cum, I shided.”
-Letters to my Wife, from shidass fart cum prison.


Whenever I heard that all of god’s chosen would ascend unto heaven I assumed that meant they were all killed.


I assumed “featherless behavior” was a stand-in for the n-word. At least that’s how I’ve seen it used. Similarly to how TikTok users would say “basketball people”.


If Trump were a character in a show I would love it! Sadly he’s a real person that libs keep putting in charge of things…


You’ll only know if you practice. Simulate losing your utilities and see if what you already have is enough to survive. 72 hours is a good benchmark. The glaring problems become apparent within the first day.
Also, you’re only as prepared as your neighbors. So make sure they’re prepared as well.
White Devil. It’s like a white monster, but you can only find them on indigenous lands


That is not how you treat a firearm!
If you get dirt packed into the barrel you’re risking a slub round (where the bullet gets stuck inside the barrel) which is incredibly dangerous to yourself and everyone around you! Now we need to clean that barrel, oil it, possibly even machine the end. And it may not fite right ever again. The audacity!


If they read a critique for theory they’ve already read, then they’re consuming theory.
If they read critiques for theory they refuse to read then they treat theory as consumption.
Your friend is not interested in leftism, they are using you as entertainment. So tale a page frp, the anarchist library and leave them with the resources they need to go in the right direction, and trust that if they are truly destined for change then they will do it on their own.


We gotta consider the material context before we engage. Especially if we’re going to be hostile. We all make mistakes, cuz. But we gotta have more faith in folks,


It was a joke. A play on “God forbid” because an individualist would see themselves as a god. If I were an actual egoist I wouldn’t be asking others for advice.


Do you want lucifer’s baby? Because that’s how you get Lucifer’s baby.


Not a hypothetical. Actual thing I’m currently dealing with.


This seems like a good idea. Take a massive, recognizable, ideologically driven organization and force them outside the law. No possible way this could go wrong.


Me: shows up to a badmitton tournament with one of those toe socks from the 90s
Me: “Haha, I have the worst mittens.”
Sees my opponent brought a terrible fly swatter and a Christmas tree topper
Me: “Oh shit…”


I agree with this take. Wine is gross peasant food. This is why I only eat hydrogen-5 which decays within 86 yoctoseconds (86 x 10^-24)


Ant 1: Alright, we did it! Proletarian of the dictators!
Ant 2, holding the State and Revolution: Wait a minute… rotates the book right side up
Ant 1: Fuckin damnfuck!


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I’m not caught up on my theory (joking) what is elite?


Welp, I’ve been corrected by a leftist. Time to become racist.
Anyone know where I can find a Harry Potter book set?


This isn’t the first time this has come up. A few months ago Pendleton was arguing with the anarchist CJ on TikTok over the same thing, only in regards to the fetishization of black flesh. A fetish is something with an innate value in of itself.
I find it’s easier to understand fetishism through the black intersectional perspective. It’s when you look at something and can make a guess as to how much it costs rather than what it is. A cup of coffee becomes $5 rather than something grown and harvested by people, cured by experts in tradition, and crafted by an artisan. So if we take this same idea to people suddenly they are no longer lives with hopes and dreams and relationships, rather they are $20k a year.
Air gun, nerf gun, water gun, it doesn’t matter. Trigger discipline is something you need to engage with in all aspects of life. It seems comedic unit you hear about a child shooting someone because their only interactions with a gun were playful. Or a slub round maiming a shooting instructor because one of the kids jammed dirt in the barrel amd didn’t realize what they had done.