Because nobody fucking told us about them! I just got one last year and it’s been amazing!

Pretty much always 18

Absolutely begging to be booped

That’s just xerxes

I had this exact scenario with a substitute teacher when I was in Kindergarten because I made a purple tree, and accidentally destroyed her because she said “Real trees aren’t purple” to which I replied “I know, but this isn’t a real tree it’s a coloring page and I like purple”. She was pissed and my mom was called, who pretty much agreed with me. My normal teacher Mrs.K would have been like fuck yeah dude purple trees, but she was sick that day lol.

I’m glad that I’m not the only one who feels the primal urge to slap the soil sack

Fear the cement-ussy

I really like looking at this! Very unique style

There’s too much real tragedy in life to worry about things like the triviality of one’s (or their SO’s) interests. Enjoy what you enjoy, and let others do the same, especially your partner. Hobbies and interests are important, and minimizing someone’s interests (especially someone that respects you) can have a long lasting effect. Nothing huge, but that slight little doubt you created in their mind will always just sit in the background any time she talks about it with anyone else. Worrying about whether something you like is becoming of your age or not actually is immature. Also: YTA

It’s about a game company literally called “Pirate Software” which could have been more clear in the title

The title is actually “10 countries where Africans can easily migrate”, in fact the entire article is predicated on the reader being from Africa

My grandpa played Minecraft and WoW well into his 80s

Sh.itjust.works didn’t require email when I made my account, but I couldn’t say for sure if that’s still the case

Beautiful! Looks like a delicious sandwich

Yeah… those were my mom’s and I never made the association to watership down until just now. But it makes a ton of sense now that I think about it, because she really liked that movie

A surprising number of people do. What I’ve been doing lately is buying this huge sourdough bread and cutting the resulting massive sandwich into 4-6 triangles not counting the two odd shaped ends.

Thank you, very much!

Literally what i said when i saw the title “Fossils, it’s fucking fossils”

I actually really like those kinds of things, as silly as they sometimes are. The problem here is I only had regular sized which were way too small for such a powerful sandwich

It’s called a “decapicone”, it’s for humanely decapitating lab mice