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buh [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Hexbear skincare routine

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Hexbear skincare routine

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buh [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    How can you apply an ounce liberally? Usually applying something liberally means using plenty if it. But an ounce is a static amount

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Massage 1 oz. into skin while singing songs from Hamilton.

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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      They mean apply an ounce wherever and however the fuck you want

  • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    An ounce of what? stalin-smokin

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      What weighs more, an ounce of liberalism or an ounce of beanisposting?

  • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Conservatives when the directions on their butt cream says to apply liberally

    frothingfash

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      He’s making that face because he stuck the tube up his butt

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    angery

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Scolding my mother-in-law because she didn’t applied her lotion Marxist-Lenninistically

  • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    an ENTIRE australia?

    • buh [she/her, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      No, just 1 oz of it

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