Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family

I like my bagels with cream cheese.

it’s super weird.

I was there a couple years before. I expected with all the limestone it would… well… it would be limestone.

No. it’s cast poured concrete.

Dental pick, like the kind that your hygienist uses to give you PTSD should do the trick.

Pinkerton was the high point.

Fight me.

I mean. really?

this is precisely the oven design I’m looking for.

This is true but less interesting to me because…

Soo… how many blueberries would you say you can boof?

could prob boof some blueberries without issue

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it’s always good to find a bit of time you didn’t expect

bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.

grind it up fine enough and you could rail or boof it

entry by dirigible only

Primary or worse this guy

don’t threaten me with a good time

this is like… worthy of the Hague level of food crime.

so is one knob for air temp and one for stone temperature?