70% is an acceptable start.

Every dinner in an airport.

At the “get out of Dodge” part of an Avernus campaign, the party had to split up to solve a puzzle to get to the top of a chained floating island. Everyone had their own last stand encounter (they knew it was coming and got to prepare). The Monk in the party just noped out and ran up a kilometer long chain watching all the mobs chasing him slowly fall away and die behind him as they chased him. Even without a nat 20 his dex was higher than a blazed giraffe.

The second lamest person in that party rode a nightmare to the top, after driving his hell machine off a cliff to get more air, he dipped, summoned his nightmare, and watched the miniboss plummet into hell lava with his death tractor. I made him roll for that shit after he announced what he wanted to do and he hit a nat 20. I didn’t argue rules with the dice, it was too cool. He had crippled the things wings so it couldn’t fly off. Absolute dick move on his part. All of it hilarious.

You have to say no while giving them the hat. The moment of confusion is your opening to suckerstab them in the face.

• The art of Murder Hoboing

Same energy as wiki editors fighting over an edit on a fan site.

That feeling when someone perfectly describes your job.

Star Trek: Falsifiable Hypothesis

It doesn’t have to be an ass rope to start with, but it will be by the time it’s done.

This lion looks like he pitties fools.

This is how you get gregnant.

Picard goes ham in this one!

The party does this by picking someone else in the primary next election. Yes, they can choose to kick him out of the party, but all that does is remove any shred of influence they have over him. He’s doing this now because they already said they’re going to primary him in 2028 and he’s being a giant shit about it. I bet he’d vote to burn Pennsylvania to the ground if the rest of the party voted against it, just to spite them. He’s a gigantic brain damaged fucking toddler.

A bunch of his staff quit over his insanity over a year ago! https://theintercept.com/2025/02/19/fetterman-staff-quit-resign-israel/

Pennsylvania is purple though, and he flipped a seat when he got elected, so it’s likely he’ll get reelected or the seat may go back to being de jure Republican instead of defacto Republican.

He’s said he won’t switch to being an Independent like Manchin and Sinema did, but if he gets primaried and the challenger wins, I doubt he’ll stick to his guns and bow out of the election. Hell likely run indipendent and cause a spoiler effect.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2016/06/21/peter-thiels-war-on-gawker-a-timeline/

WEJARO!

Personjaro

That’s 16 Ford class Aircraft Carriers. Insanity.

I have a friend who also sold cutco knives and he still uses his demo set for cooking over 20 years later.

Is this how you sous vide a cat?! Boiling frog style?!

This, but he’s yelling “plain text” instead of drainage.

She already said she’s an idiot.