I sentence you to shame by association.

Hell is other people.

Would he still be breathing, though?

They look like the captain from Tintin.

The unlikely part are the flaming arrows arriving, well, still flaming. Even with modern petrochemicals that’s a hard thing to pull off.

I’m lichen these puns!

Made with 6% real Jaffa!

Don’t worry, cats always land on their feet.

It would be nice to have the translation of the joke before going on and on about possible explanations.

Burning arrows are just as likely to work. That is, not very. Fire bombardment is more likely.

I do my best not to. Fuck this timeline.

The invading Cuba part kinda already tells us that.

That’s a hell of an extrapolation you did there.

He was slowly poisoned over years by this arch rival, Stalin.

I get that they’re doing this for marketing, but I’d be pleased with a 500 km winter range, a lighter car, and an actual spare tire.

On one hand, jaywalking is a bullshit charge. On the other hand, this seems like a reasonable way to deal with minor infractions.

I’ve been told it’s downhill from 4e. I don’t know though, i don’t do SR.

Only the truly delusional would exclaim finally.

Chill, dude. It’s a joke.

Make me. Actually, make my Portuguese auto corrector. I dare you.