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No argument here.
Can you at least give us humans a dignified death?
I don’t think we deserve “dignified”.
Don’t worry. When they finally build the intergalactic bypass, our deaths might no be dignified, but they’ll be quick.
So long and thanks for all the treats
Really? Not cats? They can bathe themselves and hide their own leavings.
Unfortunately, when the aliens attempted to pick them up, they turned cat-liquid and slid away.
Figures
They should instead have made a container for the cats to fit their liquidity into. After all, “if I fits, I sits” is an axiom. (That said, cats never follow the rules so…:-P)
My cat turns into a running chainsaw with no handle when you pick him up.
Cats are the aliens assessing us for galactic ascension.
All dogs go to Orientis Gamma IIIB.
Only the truly delusional would exclaim finally.
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