holy shit thats a lotta hexbears
dumpster_dove [he/him]
Suffers from mortal irony poisoning
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dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•Being out of town after adopting the use of a bidet is the fucking worst.English8·2 days agoAnd it’s still not like you’d be quite as clean from dry wiping even if you have perfect poops.
If someone touched a poop and then wiped their hand with a piece of paper, I still wouldn’t shake their hand.
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and News Discussion from June 30th to July 6th, 2025 - Alas, Poor Boric - COTW: ChileEnglish18·2 days agoThey can be here illegally
Making it legal to be there illegally lmao
If you’re a
slaverfarm owner or whatever in the US, then you already got migrants doing the back breaking work for shit pay with the threat of deportation hanging over their head, right? That seriously wasn’t enough for these people.I don’t know what to say that wouldn’t be
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netOPto games@hexbear.net•The Seiken Densetsu 3 (Secret of Mana 2) soundtrack has some bangersEnglish3·3 days agoOh yeah there was definitely potential for planned builds in that game, as you could pick classes that have good synergy.
Also I completely forgot that they made a remake recently.
Trump ran America like a business, Musk will run it like a college fraternity!
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Happy Death to Amerikkka Day - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-6th of July 2025English5·4 days agoSadly you have to consider the type of crowd a certain movie will draw when you decide whether to watch it in a cinema. Avoid Fast & Furious type movies at all costs. Blockbusters will draw the popcorn & chips people, making the overall sound quality possibly worse than if you watched at home. Artsy movies probably have the least noisy viewers.
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Unlimited Fort Bragg on the Imperiali$$t dog$$ of AmerikkkaEnglish26·4 days agoThe Rolling Stone wrote a longish article about them https://archive.is/zITTl
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Barret attack while it's tail is up! [zaaaaaap] Jesus Cloud, what the hell!?English8·5 days agoC’mon Barret, it’s just the first boss, how bad could it be? This is nothing compared to what they made us do in SOLDIER. Don’t be chickenshit!
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Peterson turns into a lobster mid interviewEnglish3·6 days agoSomething about being a reactionary just does that to you
Imagine explaining to someone from eighty years ago how this is ideologically consistent
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•"Sophomoric mischief that demonstrates his casual attitude toward private property."English23·7 days agoI’m imagining him doing exactly that and it’s making me really afraid. The damage is already done
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•Hehehehehe what the fuck is wrong with the manosphere?English17·7 days agoMade me think of this classic
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•r/neoliberal accidentally stumbles upon the truthEnglish4·8 days agoThey don’t even seem to mind the allegations
We’ve all heard the story of the falling apple, but did you know Newton figured out light while trying to make an album cover?
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto politics@hexbear.net•Israel Was Supposed to Sink Zohran MamdaniEnglish24·9 days agoObama redeeming the sins of liberalism 🤡
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto Legal News@lemmy.zip•Japanese court convicts a US Marine in sexual assault, sentencing him to 7 years in prisonEnglish16·12 days agoFor every of these crimes that the US allows Japanese courts to prosecute, I wonder how many there are that they don’t.
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto GenZedong@lemmygrad.ml•Yooo 😳 what is Xi Doing with that Handgun, and why is he doing here with Fellow PLA Patriots.. and where does this take place ?.. (Wrong answers only)English20·13 days ago“This would make a great emoji on the website Hexbear”
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Kelly - Shroom for ImprovementEnglish31·13 days ago0.15 BAC
“microdose”
Missed opportunity to name it “Flying Amanita”
Another average British journalist
Peregrine Worthshorne (1979)