How Pluribus will end
dumpster_dove [he/him]
Suffers from mortal irony poisoning
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badposting@hexbear.net•*Permanently Deleted*English
7·5 months agoRaskolnikovcore
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sports@hexbear.net•[CW: Transphobia] Congrats to North Korea for winning the U-17 Woman's World Cup!English
48·5 months agoThe German brainpan is unable to comprehend
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badposting@hexbear.net•if medbeds aren't real then explain this, liberalsEnglish
2·5 months agoI thought the mods said no bedposting
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chat@hexbear.net•Share your favorite bits of old, obscure Hexbear loreEnglish
7·5 months agoHis book on DPRK is still worth reading
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chat@hexbear.net•Share your favorite bits of old, obscure Hexbear loreEnglish
27·5 months agoThank you for your service

dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netto
chat@hexbear.net•Share your favorite bits of old, obscure Hexbear loreEnglish
31·5 months agoThat time when public figure and ultraleftist Stephen Gowans had an argument with people on here about whether China is imperialist
I don’t remember exactly, but I think one user mailed him and he responded through his blog or something while never explicitly stating who he was talking to, but it was obviously this place
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto, God of the Moon - Novo General Megathread for the 24th-26th of October 2025English
11·6 months agoHey there! My chatbot flirted with your chatbot and really hit it off. Wanna meet up sometime?
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Slop.@hexbear.net•a student was hit in the head with a beerstein by a Nazi aficionado, mods lock sub because "advocating for violence bad"English
32·6 months agoNominating this guy for Punchable Face of the Year Award
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•This Clippy I made turned out kinda cuteEnglish
30·6 months agoI’ll ask Clippy to help me with bullet points
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badposting@hexbear.net•*Permanently Deleted*English
4·6 months agoChewbaka the Wokei
dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.nettoEl Chisme@hexbear.net•Gavin Newsom is at Twitchcon, trying to hang out with the top Twitch streamers English
20·6 months agoWhat you wanna do is you make false promises and then spend your effort on assuring donors that nothing will fundamentally change
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Many people are saying he's the wettest he's ever beenEnglish
22·6 months agocomparable to that time
spoiler

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technology@hexbear.net•It’s Official: Cars Are Terrible at Privacy and SecurityEnglish
15·6 months agoImagine being an Uber driver and telling every customer that they must consent to possibly have data about their sex life and genetics collected before they can get in
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chat@hexbear.net•To mark the first day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I tried eating biryani with my hands. Content warning: meatEnglish
5·6 months agodeleted by creator
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RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Try one in your world todayEnglish
8·6 months agoWand of Premature Eruption: Launches a fireball that detonates immediately










There was also that picture of them kissing on a boat