comparable to that time
spoiler

mf looks braised
that’s almost what my cabbage looks like before i uncover it and broil to char
When you’re in a “looking like wet shit” contest and your challenger is Drumpf

That’s my President of Looking Like A Hot Mess
Donald Trump is an inspiration to every

WETTER!

glistening. unbothered. thriving. tumescent.

If aliens ever need a single example of what a human looks like, this would be it
Oceans everywhere seething with envy.
My cheeks in high color, overripe peaches
No shirt, no shoes, only my featuresHe’s not just our big wet president. He’s our sodden colossal god-king.
Wet Hitler
Wetler
Plastic Man-lookin ahh
Folks, I’m so ravishing that they had to censor my neckussy.

Wow look at this glorious wet chin.
me seconds before I got diskinserted













