Dog soccer would have smell cards.

“Well, that’s Rusty’s fourth Clorox card of the season, looks like he won’t be going to the playoffs even if the Barkers make it.”

He’s not just a voice actor, he was on a successful live action NBC sitcom and then on a successful live action Appletv show.

The woman was already IDed, fired, and raised low-mid six figures on gofundme.

You know, when people start throwing around words like “blasphemy” it really sounds like a cult.

Private security doubly so.

“I value the food this asshole has already stolen at $100,000. I will apologize if he pays me $100,000 for the food he stole.”

In Texas there is a law that only LEOs can carry in an establishment that makes 51% or more of its revenue from alcohol sales, and other businesses can post that firearms are not permitted. I’m curious how this ruling squares with those laws.

Well…

If you reduce car dependence and tear up lanes from stroads to plant trees, that is a form of carbon capture that could work. The artificial carbon capture is bollocks though.

You already did, by refusing to listen to constituents. They’ve taken over, and that’s good.

“Son, you come from a long line of Dontanswers. Now do your ancestors an honorable turn and impose the most annoying phone conversation in history on this near-stranger.”

My favorite feature of raspberries is how they taste like shit unless you find them ripe on the bush in the wild, when they are legit one of the ten best things you’ll taste in your life.

Same.

Kinda makes me want to start smoking again, but my kids would be sad if I did that.

Well sure, when you look at things like “do people have homes” or “will getting a bad illness put your family on the road to ruin” they look great. But where are they on the number of fried chicken or burger options they have??

That’s the premise of this podcast too. Their advice covers things like “how to talk to your neighbors” and “growing food in different circumstances.”

That’s just on Hulu in the US.

Man, life just isn’t fair, is it?

Missed one.

That is “Saturn devouring his children” I believe by Goya.

Every once in a while, I see evidence for my friend’s theory that the most powerful force in the universe is spite.

They would have said something more like “oh, maybe I can sell these and get two pairs of <shoe> to last longer.” or “wow, I can sell these and buy some groceries and a pair of <cheaper shoes>.”