They would have said something more like “oh, maybe I can sell these and get two pairs of <shoe> to last longer.” or “wow, I can sell these and buy some groceries and a pair of <cheaper shoes>.”

Genuinely shocked that no Texas cities made the list.

Someone once told me that when faced with a challenging ethical situation they asked themselves how I would handle it.

Everyone should have talked about Flock and then sued this guy for violating the first amendment.

Watch The Death of Stalin and then Fargo and then The Big Lebowski. Dude has range.

You’re beautiful!

War criminal calls for more war crimes.

Noam Chomsky is still alive.

Man, it really seems to take off in 1980. What could possibly explain that?

Side note: while he seems good in comparison to Darth Raygun, Jimmy “the peanut” Carter was pretty awful on labor issues.

My best friend in elementary school rode dirt bikes with his dad and bother. The first day we met he showed me a nasty scar he got from the exhaust pipe on his bike.

How did you make the soy sauce cabbage?

Huh. Maybe grocery stores should hire cashiers again.

The CIA has been up to no good in Mexico since the CIA was started.

Paging Luigi…

The only thing that will reduce grocery bills is price controls.

It’s 10x funnier if the milk mustache is a Hitler stache.

Agree. Tax their revenues, and mark any infusions of cash as revenue.

I don’t want 50% of your “spewing raw sewage into people’s houses” business, I want that business to go away.

I like “suppurating assholes” for this reason.

He should adhere to the words of his supposed god, specifically “if your eye offends you, pluck it out.” Don’t like seeing the pride flag? Don’t fucking look at it.