I lived near Brixton, South London. There was an immediate street party.

my brother in Christmas, that’s on you

great copypasta. fits any game.

for hearthstone: swap “perfects on 8⭐️” for “legend in wild”, “players on YouTube can get top 100 NA standard legend”, “why don’t you marry Unnerfed Jaina or Boulderfist Oger”

for destiny: “gone to the light house”, “solo dungeons”, “marry Eris or Savathun”

etc

plus a lot of Egyptian pronunciation was made up in the 1930s, and nowadays we know differently but the original names stuck

as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I’m tounging next

I have bad news for you about how much nature cares about being smart or a good parent

when I’m high and eat a dessert I’m like “I have never been so happy”

I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.

I can’t be fucked to type it all out but I was about to write a fake reinventing of the S&P500 and 401ks - which is the “safe” [citation needed] version

eh it’s one day a week and I’m respected and appreciated in other contexts it’s just the one day because the boss is convinced it enables the team.

one CXO is playing the music, the COO hides in the corner by the swag storage, the CEO has a private office not connected to the main bullpen, the two VPs don’t care or are joining in

right now I am hiding in a call booth in my office on our one in person day a week because the rest of the office is singing along to achy breaky heart while two junior employees throw lifesaver mints at each other.

if I wanted to only play half my games at twice the price for only a few years on hardware i can’t upgrade with fewer functions and content due to exclusivity, I would buy a console

The public largely supported the abolition of duelling. The reason it disappeared was because it was largely associated with slave owners in the south and it disappeared after they lost the Civil War.

you can’t sin against the devil

I didn’t play Stardew valley because she star on my valley til I dew

Not quite the same for me, but realizing I could command line automate Hubstaff (productivity tracking software) means my time sheet is always accurate and in budget.

Perhaps Thor is Pozzo.

well of course not, they all have sports cars etc etc

I have done this with work stuff. Doesn’t always work.