This is the kinda guy you watch at the park attempt an ollie for three hours, snap his board in half, and never come back.

One of my favorite things to do to trigger Music People is to just say The Beatles are a '60s version of BTS, and when they get mad I just point out all the worst songs in their catalogue that are indefensibly bad, like “Octopus Garden”.

Y’all making me feel super old for being on SA back in 2003, and even then I was considered new because all the cool kids were pre 9/11.

I mean no one disagrees with this

If you ever needed a quick allegory to completely blow someone’s head off in a short, powerful way, this is such a good fucking way to do it.

Yeah that’s why I hate Trevor Noah, this seems to just be a gig to him

Oh please, women haven’t been able to get an abortion in most states in the US to begin with.

lmao wait do straight people really believe they’re a real couple instead of two political ghouls who paired for an image of normalcy? I mean literally I know women who have had sex with Hillary.

Ah yeah, I totally forgot about that! And the Walmart was up in the fuckin Arctic circle so Pitbull was the biggest celebrity who’d ever come to visit by a clear mile. It was a bullying move that ended up being an unintended good thing.

I will destroy you.

Thank you :)

Right? Meanwhile he seemed to be miserable the whole fucking day.

The last time I talked to a venomous hive of TERFs they thought I was a trans man because they couldn’t imagine a cis man defending trans people, so they tried to hurt my feelings by saying I’d never be a real man and I couldn’t stop crying with laughter while I asked them if any of them knew what their genotype was

Oh agreed, I just hated that they made fun of all that shit. Like I didn’t care and still don’t care what someone has as an identity. I’ll respect whatever. It doesn’t impact my life at all.

They made fun of otherkin just to butter you up to mock trans people

Well yes, but that wasn’t the point you were making, at least I thought. You said that what made the book good was that it captured the imagination of millions of kids and it doesn’t contain your ideology. I was saying it does contain her ideology, which is why there was no real revolution or anything in it, and Voldemort lost on a technicality.

if you write a book that captures the imagination of millions of kids and doesn’t contain your ideology in it, you’ve written a good book.

Her book is neoliberal as fuck though

Wait so, holy shit, no wonder it didn’t make any fucking sense to me. None of it was defined beforehand and it was revealed like all of her other sudden twists that explained everything but actually were held together with glue and spit in other plots of the other books too. The entire series is just fucking M. Night Shyamalan all the way the fuck down.

Alan Moore said that Rowling used ill-defined magical principles but you laid out precisely why he said that. He was written off as a crank for saying it, but he’s absolutely correct.

Fine, I can as easily say any anti-SJW leftist instantly puts me on edge because there’s a couple decent criticisms and a lot of bad ones.

Nite Owl and Silk Spectre were intended to be the protagonists of the series, not Rorschach. Moore intended them to be a more neutral, non philosophical point of view while the other characters embodied utilitarianism, pragmatism, and so on.