First, how does a 70 year old man in a wheelchair who has been unable to move for half a century participate in an orgy? Second, having ALS, wouldn’t he have lost interest in sex during the Nixon administration? I’m thinking the demand for pedophiles might be outstripping supply.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?
71·2 days agoMy guess would be evolution. Those horses that let us ride them were fed well and cared for by humans and then mated with similar horses to make more and more of the same. Those that didn’t let us ride them had to fight for their own food and fight for their own mates and didn’t multiply as much. So we essentially happened upon a couple of horses that enjoyed hauling us around, told them to kiss each other, and we got more. Repeat and rinse for tens of thousands of year.
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World News@lemmy.world•Ultra-processed foods should be treated more like cigarettes than food – studyEnglish
1011·2 days agoOne of the authors, Prof Ashley Gearhardt of the University of Michigan, a clinical psychologist specialising in addiction, said her patients made the same links: “They would say, ‘I feel addicted to this stuff, I crave it – I used to smoke cigarettes [and] now I have the same habit but it’s with soda and doughnuts. I know it’s killing me; I want to quit, but I can’t.’”
Sometimes I wish there was a devastating famine, and 100 of millions of us would starve to death so we’d have to start using the old definition of “kill” again, and appreciate the futuristic utopian we once had. We need to stop scrutinizing the actuary tables for hidden horrors, look up, look around, eat a cheeseburger, have an after meal cigarette and relish the wonderous paradise in which we all live.
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
51·2 days agoI urge you to talk to a lawyer before you try this stunt.
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
41·2 days agoI’m not judging. I’m just telling you guys what would happen. So you probably don’t want to try this at home.
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
32·2 days agoI probably wouldn’t. But the paramedic crawling from the burning wreckage of an ambulance screaming “MY LEGS! I CAN"T FEEL MY LEGS!” probably would.
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
105·3 days agoIf someone died, that would be murder charges. Putting cinder blocks in the street under leaves is a boobytrap and those are usually illegal. What if it was an ambulance coming to pick up someone up next door? Or someone swerving to miss a cat?
Is PeerTube separate from the rest of the fediverse? I’m on Lemmy and get everything from what’s in the OP image except the video things.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows 10's extended support ends in eight months, but users are still rejecting Windows 11, at least in GermanyEnglish
8·5 days agoI’m not exactly rejecting it, but I can’t afford to build a new computer that can run it till the AI bubble bursts.
This as a life philosophy leads to violent road rage.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What skills did almost everybody have 50 years ago, but few people have today?
21·6 days agoGlad about that. I can’t imagine living in that kind of environment for long
It wasn’t bad. One of the skills lost since then was how not to be a fussy Felix Unger bloodhound. You didn’t notice it. People are much more sensitive to smells today. Between the body spray and the air fresheners, the modern world still stinks, it just stinks pretty. The other nice thing was that there was a clear distinction between places that were uptight and relaxed. Today the smell of a church and the smell of a bar are almost the same.
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Also, one of the skills lost today is handling fire. Back then everybody lit a match or flicked their Bic 20+ times a day. Casually, effortlessly and elegantly handling flame was a skill almost every sophisticated adult had. Today seeing a 26 year old strike a match is like watching a 6 year old strike a match in the 80s. It’s very apparent in films that are period pieces when the actor is kind of terrified of the match they just clumsily struck.
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News@lemmy.world•The share of Americans medically obese is projected to rise to almost 50% by 2035
22·6 days agoThey did that in the early 2000s too. Tens of millions of people became obese over night and we suddenly had an obesity epidemic.
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Technology@lemmy.world•“IG is a drug”: Internal messages may doom Meta at social media addiction trialEnglish
2·6 days agoThat’s just because he looks like depression.
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Technology@lemmy.world•“IG is a drug”: Internal messages may doom Meta at social media addiction trialEnglish
2·7 days agoSure, google knows I’m a 50+ year old man but YT isn’t pushing me a bunch of videos about retirement and how to keep the damn kids off my lawn. If I made a new account and it knew nothing about me, it might. But right now it knows I’m interested in obscure early 20th Century comic books and early 70s horror anthology shows.
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I misunderstood what you said. I use ad blocker so I don’t see ads. Sometimes they get through and it’s always Wix. That is kind of a mystery to me.
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Technology@lemmy.world•“IG is a drug”: Internal messages may doom Meta at social media addiction trialEnglish
5·7 days agoAlgorithms aren’t that smart. Maybe there needs to be general education about how they work so people will understand that viewing a video is like searching for a topic in google so people will understand how much control over what they see and use the technology appropriately.
If you watch a video about anorexia that’s like typing “Anorexia” in Google or pressing 9 on a remote control, you’re getting channel 9. That’s why to me this sounds crazy. It’s like someone complaining their TV keeps pushing the cooking channel at them.
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Technology@lemmy.world•“IG is a drug”: Internal messages may doom Meta at social media addiction trialEnglish
12·7 days agoI get some manosphere stuff for the same reason, but mostly ignore it. At the risk of getting beat up here, I like Joe Rogan. His celebrity interviews are entertaining and I like wacky subjects like UFOs and such which he covers. Plus I’m a gamer so I watch videos about guns frequently because I find that fascinating though I don’t want to own one. So that’s why I’ll get recommended manisphere stuff. And I’ll get curious and take a look at those videos, and get more recommendations. But when I stop watching them, they go away. My recommendations are based on whatever I’m interested in at the time.
Everybody talks about Andrew Tate but I have never ever seen any of his videos. Him or Mr. Beast. They never get recommended. I only know about Tate because everybody everywhere else is complaining about him. So I don’t what that researcher did to get that.
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Technology@lemmy.world•“IG is a drug”: Internal messages may doom Meta at social media addiction trialEnglish
183·7 days agoThat lawsuit documents the case of a 19-year-old, K.G.M, who hopes the jury will agree that Meta and YouTube caused psychological harm by designing features like infinite scroll and autoplay to push her down a path that she alleged triggered depression, anxiety, self-harm, and suicidality.
What the hell is everyone watching? YT recommends me Red Letter Media, Veratasium, old movies, Blender tutorials and a bunch of other stuff that’s never going to drive me to self-harm. I don’t understand. May be this woman doesn’t have ad blocker installed and is forced to sit through a bunch of soul crushing PSAs? Why is my experience so drastically different from this?
I’m asking about your proposal - say we disarm the police. What’s stopping us from getting fascism again from whoever does have guns?
The same question applies to vigilante forces. I’ve seen a lot of vigilante videos from around the world and they are horrifying. My concern is when I hear “regular people self-organized to patrol a city” I see that turning into a mob that beats a suspected thief to death with baseball bats, or restraining them and setting them on fire, or dragging them through the streets by a rope tied around their neck as the neighborhood stones them to death. Any time people are given power, there is a danger of fascist behavior.
So if we replace the police with a neighborhood watch, what’s to stop fascism there?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Pornhub, YouPorn, Redtube, and other content sharing platforms will block new users in the UK starting next week(February 2)English
8·8 days agoA lot of sites had to block the UK like Imgur, or completely shut down like Urban Dead, because they aren’t the kajillion dollar companies the UK government thought the Internet was made of. I don’t know why the UK didn’t enforce parental control software instead. OSA is a solution for a problem solved 30 years ago and is just going to destroy the Internet since it’s not possible for the vast majority of it to adhere to its laws.




The Fediverse is social media. What kind of journalism standards would be imposed upon it?