Looks like from a Studio Ghibli movie

No, it’s perfect : if he considers himself smart, he’ll say the answer to the second question is yes, so that means that the answer to the first question should also be yes. And if he thinks that the first question should be no, then he gets to find out what that makes him.

At least you can listen to a dark joke over and over again and laugh every time

At least he’ll improve his home by being away from it for a year

Carl

I’m the other asshole, who’s seen someone on YouTube trying a Gros Michele banana and saying it doesn’t taste like the candy flavour. Maybe this just was as close as they could get to the flavour back in the day. And then, once established, this became “banana” forever and ever.

Connections
Puzzle #987
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Skill 96/99
Uniqueness 1 in 34

“Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me”

“Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

Its owners called the vet because they thought there’s something wrong with its voice, but it turns out it’s just a little horse.

I’m a modest man

And more passionate than I have ever heard him

Likely not in working condition.

So he hasn’t tested it?

That’s easy because I never think very long

Now give a little plunger and some string to a sparrow and see how the horse likes that.

They will invite anyone who is bored of peace

The pedals still exist, but they have been put to the metal

And Red Hood’s origin story is a little Todd.

Oh no, it’s not forbidden, just very, VERY inadvisable.

You don’t become a mummy by being bitten by a mummy.

Yeah, well, part II of something being vegan is that it has to be accepted with consent as well.