I’m about to host someone for several days and realizing that if not for my mum being normal and living here before me, I’d have fuck all to host the guest with

No, but when I moved to my new apartment 7 years ago, I bought a nice couch. I don’t really use it because I don’t have a TV and sit behind my computer all the time. Nobody has ever sat in it.

i can’t count on 2 fingers the number of visitors i’ve in the traditional sense; but i have more non-traditional visitors – hookups – than i can recount. lol

Its more that I hate assembling furniture and more often than not requires two people but the second person is not packaged in the box

i’ll put that on the list for if i ever have physical space for more furniture