This is sad because I just earned my Kash Patel sobriety chip

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Please don’t downplay the war on Christmas. My friend, a wee cobbler elf, died after a drone strike obliterated a north pole factory retrofitted for small arms manufacturing during the war.

Please stop calling us microslop, this is really serious guys!

Police Car expert here!!

They just kinda do that.

Don’t worry comrade, the situation will be closely monitored!

This is essentially Succession in a nutshell

Maybe some people don’t want to be reminded of the state it’s an abbreviation for?

I just saw this funny art piece at the Minnesota State Fair of the cover entirely made from seeds

I timed Superman and it was 27 minutes from show time before the movie started at my AMC

Honestly I think it’s kind of funny the administration is trying to bury this, because there is already very public information on Trump being a rapist and making creepy remarks towards young girls.

If it releases with him on it his supporters would absolutely do the mental gymnastics required to use it as proof the liberal elite are an evil cabal, while also insisting that dear leader is blameless.

Well SpaceX has proven better than anyone that they know how to make rockets explode midair

In addition to that cutting NOAA staff only saves money until the next hurricane hits, cutting the CDC only saves money until the next outbreak hits, cutting the FDA only saves money until the next foodborne contamination etc. etc.

Buying the Anniversary Edition so I could “check out some of the workshop content” made me feel like a dumbass for sure

Nintendo has already delayed preorders…

I went several years ago, and it felt like almost everyone in front of me got in. But the line was extremely long and I was towards the front.

Two tic tacs

“lock her up was always about the Clinton crime family - not just emails” - your uncle, probably

I would agree, but they recently did Dune another adult Scifi so it’s not impossible

I think the US team invited Trump. He didn’t go, but he publicly cheered them on.