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It’s missing the part where some boomers complained to the city council about noisy delinquents and got a curfew enacted.

Why would a person like that be a top funder of AIPAC?

I’m eatin’ it.

They got one pillow which means they ain’t even moved in with each other yet they’re already having problems? Doomed, I’d say.

Charlie K-rghk!

As bad as things are now, at least you don’t live in the 1950’s USA.

Clearly this is, uh, Biden’s fault.

bOtH sIdEs BaD

The funniest thing that could happen in CA is voters have to choose between two Republican governors and they both argue about the other rigging the election.

What the fuck am I reading?

Number of states within US state boundaries.

Even the shitty meme drawings aren’t safe from slopification.

More kitchen devices need to follow what ricecookers are doing and play a charming melody when finished.

Conservative punchlines are either liberals are bad or minorities are bad with an occasional self-victimization sprinkled in for flavor.

Feels like Iran is the big last hurrah before drones change the battlefield in the same way steel canons did.

Just a dog!? Despite making up only 13% of the dog population, pitbulls–

This is some shit boomers say after they vote down the high density housing that forces zoomers to work two jobs just to afford rent and groceries.

I wish there was a hell so Christians could go to it.

You’re telling me businesses didn’t want to hold meetings in Second Life and consumers didn’t want Facebook harvesting data?

I’m shocked, I say. Shocked!

The ending is perhaps wrapped up a little too perfectly. You look at something like Twin Peaks and you know who did it, but it ends in whatever the opposite of wrapped up perfectly is and people talk about it for decades.