Mariage Conseling. Internet strangers aint paid for this shit lol.

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

thepiratebay.org, if it’s popular, its guaranteed to be on there.

Unless its some interactive films BS like a certain black mirror episode

(make sure you have a VPN)

thepiratebay.org

Now I just need recommendations. Got anything new and exciting?

Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer

So much for “Defensive Democracy” 🤦‍♂️

A modern spin on it would be like:

The son is accused of drug trafficking

The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”

The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”

Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.

[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.

The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

Wish granted, you live in a bunker somewhere deep underground and is witnessing mutated lovecraftian creatures that can’t even be explained using today’s words.

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

[email protected]

Inb4 trump announces a nationwide no drone zone.

(There’s zero check on that power btw, its completely under the purview of the president)

TIL my mother lives like a Queen.

(She does not wash her hands 🤮, and she calls me an “OCD germaphobic”)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

🎼 Shit on the floor 🎶

Oh I really want to see them go busting into a home of a 2A gun nut hillbilly. I don’t say this often, but I’d root for the hillbilly.

LMAO why do people always say this.

If it were that easy, the entire population of every authoritarian country would have already moved out.

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Mods don’t like Super Mario Bros? 🤔

The US Congress is about to join this list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_stamp_(politics)#Legislatures

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