I mean they could probably get a mop from the local dollar store. Probably in the cleaning supplies isle.

“Also it’s June 2026. The Russia - Ukraine war has now officially gone on for longer than the entirety of WW1.”

Ugh… I hate that.

Wait we’re exporting oil?

That’s fucking hilarious lol.

God I hate neurotypicals.

“uGh DoN’t UsE """"sCiEnTiFiC"""" wOrDs!!! I dOn’T wAnT tO hAvE tO tHiNk!!!”

Mmm… No. I’ll think I’ll keep using quote on quote “scientific words” (they’re mundane words) and you instead go and uh… Fuck yourself! Deal? Deal.

I think I now fully understand the connotations behind that black girl in my senior homeroom class years go venting “God I hate white people!”

Slay queen! Slay! I may be white, but I’ll try and be a bit of emotional support to the people arounf me when the “societal defaults” piss us off.

It took way longer then 12 hours for water service to be restored here in south western PA. AND OUR WATER INFRASTRUCTURE ISN’T EVEN BEING BOMBED!

Mutual connection/understanding and all that. It’s great!

Having an irl friend that’s also autistic and you can mention an autistic experience with and they understand it is very nice.

I find most strangers annoying tbh.

…Actually on second thought I don’t. I’m apathetic towards most strangers as… Well they’re strangers, and they’re off doing their own thing. Perfectly fine interacting with most strangers too.

I do judge people lol. I walk to/from home which involves going through a four way intersection with the default fast food option (McDonalds) right on the one corner.

Whenever someone pulls in/out while I’m walk though I often (silently) remark something along the lines of “Oh of course! Gotta get that bland fast food! Having an original thought? Never heard of her. Is she hot?”

I have these meds that cause my sinuses to close and my throat to get sore and I FUCKING HATE IT!

“If that happens, there will likely be calls for impeachment proceedings.”

Uh huh, yeah, sure.

One of the Iranians be like: “Oh god the triangulated toothbrush is sending stupid stuff at us again.” but in Persian.

Maybe it’s like my stash of CD-Rs. They’re laying around, so might as well use them for something eh?

And maybe also stop doing “warning shots”. Do real shots!

I don’t know. I don’t even know WHAT to say right now.

The rats and mice in mine have stuff like main battle tanks and guns.

The Rat Republic does have anti-armor drones, but those get used by the humans in the republic’s armed forces. Rats and mice have terrible vision.

If I have to listen to someone tell me about empathy/faces/whatever one more time I’m going to fucking scream.

“🎵Build yourself a great machine and its punch will see you through.🎵”

Is it transgender communist deer mice? Because it’s transgender communist deer mice for me.

I’d just buy a bunch of cheap electronics of AliExpress and reverse engineer them if I was rich.

Going down the “alterhuman” rabbit hole and the whole thing is incredibly interesting!