Something something joke about sand. Followed by Star Wars joke. I dunno, I’m tired.

Just deserts. 🌵

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Looks like a stoat/ermine

Motherfucker Gene Mutants Represent!

Sorry, nah, I’d be punching Luther Burbank in the dick and setting everything he had on fire.

(Himalayan blackberry)

Beautiful

Pretty sure this was in Family Guy. Clinton talked both Lois and then Peter into bed.

Careful with Zyrtec because if you stop taking it it will cause horrific itching. Not only did it happen to me but the FDA and a bunch of doctors have come out with PSAs about this potentially harmful side effect of going off cetirizine.

Edit: dang autocorrect

I did the thing and got a tattoo of something special between me and my spouse.

Now ex-spouse.

Am currently getting laser tattoo removal to lighten it enough for a cover up.

Yep, who wants to survive teotwawki

Bane of my existence. Can we get meals on wheels for millennials?

We’re boned.

Should be required reading in school. Even excerpts from it or teaching about it and its influence on the public would be good.

So many. Everything I love goes away. The first that comes to mind is Crescent brand au jus. It was the best out there, period.

The next is the bruschetta chicken ciabatta sandwich that Jack in the Box used to have. Amazing.

Uno candy bars are technically still around but impossible to find. I love those little bastards.

There are more but I can’t think of them. Do the myriad of products that changed their recipes thinking no one would notice count? I noticed. Sometimes the new thing is dead to me.

Also those old “fire” “rain” element drinks (sobe?) were unbelievably good. In fact sobe was so good in the 90s/00s but changed recipes and packaging so that stuff is bleh to me now.

Original Surge cola. They changed it for the relaunch and it never was quite right. I used to have one every day before [sport] practice in high school.

Oh! Trader Joe’s had this pepperjack quiche that was out of this world. Haven’t seen it in years. It was the only reason for me to go there.

Edit: this post made me hungry and sad

Thank you

That’s it, I’m gonna cry. They missed their human friends!

The lengths the main stream media have gone to not call a spade a spade are baffling and infuriating.

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Saw Whet all the way!