• HobbitFoot
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    16 hours ago

    I love the phrase “the turd doesn’t fall far from the asshole”.

    • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 hours ago

      That’s just false though…I had one of my kids squirt poop (imagine the most disgusting water gun ever made) at me literally several feet when they were a baby. Absolutely horrifying experience and subsequent cleanup.