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[Eupalinos of Megara appears out of a time portal from ancient Ionia] Wow, you guys must be really good at digging tunnels by now, right?
[Eupalinos of Megara appears out of a time portal from ancient Ionia] Wow, you guys must be really good at digging tunnels by now, right?
“Fuck Elon Musk!”
“I would advise against that. His tunnel has been found to have skin-burning chemical sludge in it. Good way to lose your penis.”
ensure you are wearing industrial-grade condoms
Don’t, that’s what Big Sex wants! Trust me, you don’t want Big Sex cumming after you like that. Unless you do, I’m not kink shaming.
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I would advise against it for many other reasons before you even reach his oozing sludge tunnel.
“But consider: horse”