There’s two cats hanging around my backyard and I think they are the kittens from last summer but they grew up and now they gotta be like 6 m.o., the momma cat still hangs out around here too. If you’re the FBI agent that watches my profile and knows my home address you can come and adopt them.
Similarly, if you’re the cat that shits in my back yard and knows my home address you can take the federal agents in the garden bed to do with what you will.