• stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    How many million dollars for you to hold direct eye contact with Elon Musk while he masturbates to completion? Don’t act like there’s not a number.

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      9 months ago

      I’d do it for the price of a reasonable three bed family house, tbh. Save myself the cost of a mortgage every month.

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      9 months ago

      Eye contact is cheaper than having to look at his hands. For the right price I’ll even stroke… his ego by comparing him to Edison. Fortunately for me I’m sure he’d take that as a compliment and not realize I’m calling him a talentless hack that steals from Tesla.

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      9 months ago

      How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

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        9 months ago

        You’re knees would be almost touching his, and your both on the 50 yard line at the halftime show of the Superbowl. You’re wearing a name tag…

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          9 months ago

          Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.