And here I was expecting it to just literally be a tub without a bottom so that as soon as he picked it up all the popcorn spilled out and he’d have to buy another. ~(patent pending, all rights reserved, OC don’t steal)~
I thought he would be eating popcorn with his wang out and I don’t know if I’m angry or disappointed.
Why did we shoot him? He believed it was bottomless. HE BELIEVED!!!
Because they couldn’t keep the charade going forever
So why not kill him sooner??
They lost him in the popcorn maze?
What a silly mess of nonsense this is.
That’s the kind of thing you get into when you advertise bottomless popcorn.
At what body count is the price too high?
Asking for a friendMillions starve to honor this concession-stand promise.
Have you read 1984? Same reasoning.
There are 4 kernels!
Now I need to start eating popcorn when reading books.
It only counts if he dies believing it?
Why all these troubles? Just shoot him at the popcorn stand.
You never worked in a movie theatre and it shows.
What’s the secret that only further movie theatre employees would know?
spoiler
In the movie theater the only real pop should come from
a guncorn.
Comic about bottomless popcorn vibes
Inspired by SCP-1689
House of Leaves vibes
Dark City vibes
