I got so stressed about the time limit that I just fuckjng stream of consciousnessed all over it. why the fuck did I not just rewrite the paragraph. I had like 15 minutes left. need a premature autopsy performed on me to figure out what the fuck is going on. Finals week is regressing my brain back to fifteen years of age 
Everything will be well and this too shall pass like a wave breaking on a pier. You will still stand tall after, stronger than before, but with a much funnier story
Also your professors are all nerds so they will appreciate the reference
I watched The Bear and used Escoffier’s Brigade system as an example of alternative methods of organising labour in one exam and an alternative to organisational structure in another class. I had not prepared for these exams. I pulled it out of my ass. My profs loved it.
Profs love weird shit from left field. It makes it seem like you’re so into the material you don’t even feel the need to bother with it, so you’re comfortable getting weird with it