12·6 months ago- Sargon of Akkad (the youtuber)
- Bashar Al-Assad
- Dr Glaucomflecken (some TikTok guy, hes here so Bashar has someone to talk about ophthalmology with)
- Sargon of Akkad (the real one from 4,000 years ago, neither Sargon knows the other is coming)
- Ben Shapiro as the alternate in case any of the others can’t show up, hes cute, he would be fun to tease