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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to cars@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

The vegan deli meat Cybertruck

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The vegan deli meat Cybertruck

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to cars@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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    capitalist-woke

    Somehow it’s even more ugly when it’s painted.

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      There is an uncanny valley between it and a LED billboard

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    I, a person who identifies JP/Morgan, pull my Lockheed Martin pride socks up to start the day. I then get in my vegan deli meat Cybertruck…

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    I’ve had Prime Roots products and they’re actually worthwhile. Better than Field Roast slices, better than Tofurky slices. They do a deli Salami, a Ham, and a Turkey. Too bad they bought this monstrosity but I’ll keep eating that garage

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      Too bad they bought this monstrosity

      They need the rough edges on the doors to slice the salami.

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        Soylent salami is made of school kids crossing the road on their way home

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      garage panting

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      garage

      anya-heh

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    I’d still smash the windows with a baseball bat

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    What if we kissed soviet-bashful by the vegan deli meat wrapped cybertruck?!?!?!?

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    I mentally shorted out for a second while looking at this.

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    tax write offs are the best!

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    They spilled a lot of meat all over a road to bring us this

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