got appointed to a position with the federal government with onboarding scheduled to start in about two weeks.
took an at-home THC test after a month abstinent and it was positive
i was recommended for the post by someone I knew and now they’re going to look bad to their higher ups
feels bad man
We need our agents within the government. You shan’t fail this mission, @[email protected]. Your next pission, sorry, mission is to badoonk the chonky water canons into the ceramic orifice. Await for next orders.