Don’t forget that God populated the earth with multiple tribes of people, gave them all a different origin story, then told each of them that theirs was the only correct one and all others must be vanquished, resulting in a never-ending battle between the tribes and slaughtering millions in the process.
Truly a being of love and compassion. /s
Before that everyone spoke the same language, when they built a tower too high god scattered everyone and made them all unable to understand each other.
Somehow though, in every language he NEEDS MONEY!
Well hey you at least have to agree on how amazing some of his miracles were.
God invented Leprosy, a debilitating disease that torments people for life and ostracizes them from their communities, so he could then miraculously cure a single dude of it for some street rep.
If thats not amazing then I don’t know what is.
Not gonna lie… water into booze would be a neat party trick.
Also the invention of digital piracy before even invention of digital technology
Cmon, if he didn’t invent leukemia then why would all those pediatric oncologists need therapy from psychiatric colleagues? He’s just a miraculous job creator.
Unfortunately he’s gonna need just a little more money
Not all X-ians believe that, but feeding your own kid to an idiotic religious mob so they can have him tortured to death by the government is really fucked up. I think their invisible, tyrannical, despotic sky wizard needs to go into family counseling either way.
I also get hung up on the fact that the supposed good guy in the story drowned an entire planet.
I wonder if Bible ever says God is the good guy
He’s almighty, and that’s why people follow Him without question, but is He good?
You can tell it is fake because an omnipotent being required the torture of an unrelated party before it cleared a wholly fictitious debt. That’s some mafia shit.
Sounds like one of the driving forces of republicans, and conservatives in general: “We are corrupt, hypocritical, and just plain evil. You NEED us in charge of everything so we can protect you from people like us!”
OP can’t into non-trinitarianism
Welcome to one of the many schisms!
And then made you make this meme so that all of us can be punished for this, miraculous ways
God works in mysterious ways.
Same guy who said there are only two genders. Lol
