• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I never considered that!

    By that same logic, I have been rumored to have slept with all of my friends from high school and every gamer with whom I’ve interacted online

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            3 months ago

            I heard that at Jessica’s party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom’s car and that our mustaches got tangled.

            I also heard that we put gerbils in each other’s butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.

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              3 months ago

              I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They’ll have to do better than that!

              I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?

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                  3 months ago

                  I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.

                  That’s why you always smell so delicious!

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                    3 months ago

                    Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack

                    Look out Butthole Surfers, there’s a new band willing to give Texans a bad name!