brainworms

    • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      3 months ago

      he’s running for president as an independent (meaning not a major party candidate).

      he will probably only get like 2% of the vote. presumably the pro-brainworms faction of america. brainworms for all!

      rfk jr had a brainworm that went in his head and died and doctors removed it. he also has a weird robot voice from some kind of vocal chord paralysis or something. he also apparently ran over a bear cub and killed it and then dumped it in central park in NYC like 10 years ago and never got caught.

      and he is married to larry’s wife on curb your enthusiasm. AND he is a kennedy. and most of his family hates him. and he is an anti-vaccine wingnut.

      • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        3 months ago

        he also apparently ran over a bear cub and killed it and then dumped it in central park in NYC like 10 years ago and never got caught.

        this would be a very strange but explainable thing to do, and the reality is much worse… what he did instead is he saw someone run over a bear, took the roadkill with him to eat and then decided to dump it instead lmao